The GAL Chronicles – Chapter 4

The GAL Chronicles
Chapter 4
June 16, 2001 to December 31, 2001
A story of a gutless anonymous liar

Date sent: Sat, 16 Jun 2001 03:20:39 +0200
Subject: You are obviously completely fucked.
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

Mr. Bowditch:

Your site is pure unadulterated filth. You seem obsessed with lying and fraud. I hope any and everyone who threatens to sue you follows through.

I wonder why it is that the people who threaten to sue me never get around to it. Some of them have announced that it is happening, even down to mentioning the actual courts involved, but nothing ever turns up. A mystery.

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Date sent: Sat, 16 Jun 2001 08:42:07 -0400
From: quackwatch <quackwatch@subdimension.com>
Subject: [healthfraud] Healthcare Reality Check Update

Hello List Members:

As you know the past number of months have been difficult for some of us. You may be aware that our efforts to deal with Tim Bolen were unsuccessful and there has been a rash of unexpected actions filed naming not only myself, but Terry Polevoy. It's seem, as well, our defence of Healthcare Reality Check has resulted in, again, having to find another Information Service Provider (any suggestions would be appreciated). Another critical element that has been evolving quite rapidly is the Peter Bowditch problem. Bowditch has aligned himself with us for some time. Although we have expressed our desire, a number of times, to keep some distance, Bowditch continues to cozy up to our cause. Although we share common issues and concerns, his approach and behavior is of such intensely provocative quality that we need to distance ourselves once and for all.

Bowditch has been banned from this list and all materials referring to him have been deleted (if only we could do the same with him). I have personally written to Bowditch to advise him of these actions and I expect, as he is ever so capable of, he will not want to sit still as he does tend to get cared away with such great imaginings. I caution any contact with Bowditch, as I understand he is very much "on the ropes" himself, so to speak.

In any event, I will keep all posted on any updates.

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If I've been banned from the list, how come I still receive messages from it? I know, it's a rhetorical question, because a) if I was going to be banned from any mailing list the list owner would tell me, not some anonymous liar and b) GAL said it so, ipso facto, it can't be true.

Date sent: Sat, 16 Jun 2001 08:50:22 -0400
From: peterbowditch <peterbowditch@subdimension.com>
Subject: C'mon shit-ditch...answer the question....

where's healthcare reality check?

c'mon amoeba-ditch...you have an answer for everything...and remember if you don't, you can make it up...right?

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Can't it do better than "shit-ditch"?

Date sent: Sun, 17 Jun 2001 18:31:24 +0200
To: legal@gebesse.com.au
Subject: forged?
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

ah....poor nobody-gives-a-shit-ditch..

don\\\'t like it, do you.....see what it feels like when this happens....

see we do have your lists and more....

Judging by the email address that this was sent to, GAL is commenting on the criminal activity of using a forged email address to send spam. It is also probably illegal to use someone else's email address to subscribe them to a mailing list. Or several hundred. Funny how those IP addresses just keep coming through with the confirmation messages, isn't it? And, no, GAL doesn't have any of my "lists". The spam in question was sent to randomly-generated Hotmail addresses.

Date sent: Mon, 18 Jun 2001 02:29:17 +0200
Subject: wrongo.....again mister ditcho
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

we have the lists....you wanna play? apparently so.....now it\\\'s our turn...

Which lists are those, again?

Date sent: Mon, 18 Jun 2001 02:38:54 +0200
Subject: brain damage?
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

this would be based upon what facts...here are some facts, you fucking cretin....you post false emails, you post false usenets, you libel, you defame, you commit fraud, you misrepresent, you lie, you are an obessive compulsive...you do the same thing over and over again, and expect a different outcome...now if you can\\\'t figure any of this out, which you probably can\\\'t, you\\\'re the one who exhibits all of symptoms of some unknown pathology that\\\'s closer to sociopathy than brain damage, but pretty damn close none the less....so here\\\'s a tip

It needs to check its punctuation. It used the subject "brain damage?" The question mark should be an exclamation point. Mr O'Neill called me "obsessive compulsive" once, but It wasn't me who spent Sunday night subscribing someone else to hundreds of mailing lists.

Date sent: Mon, 18 Jun 2001 02:31:39 +0200
Subject: illegal?
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

you wouldn\\\'t know illegal if it bit you on the ass.....you have been responsible for more illegal activities....posting false emails, usenets, attributing and assiging blame, libel, defamation, spoofing hijacking....and you have the \\\"balls\\\" to complain...don\\\'t think so..

What I do have is hundreds of email messages sent to me by mailing list software, each showing me the IP address of the person who used my email address to fraudulently subscribe me to the lists.

Date sent: Tue, 19 Jun 2001 00:32:33 +0200
Subject: please delete your photo
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

for the love of god.....it\\\'s bad enough having to deal with you and look at your wife, but, please show some restraint, delete your fucking photo....\\\"anus-face\\\"

I wonder what would ever make it think that insulting my family would make me go away. Must be part of that brain damage it admitted to yesterday. Funnily enough, Mr O'Neill's first ever communication with me (when he was calling himself "peterbowditch") mentioned my wife, and he has had no more success in getting me to go away that the Gutless Anonymous Liar has. Exactly the same amount of success, actually. In fact, their combined success rate of zero has meant that they might as well have been just a single person.

Date sent: Thu, 21 Jun 2001 00:50:42 +0200
Subject: be brave ...answer the question....
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

where is healthcare reality check?

That site has nothing to do with me.

Date sent: Thu, 21 Jun 2001 00:58:22 +0200
Subject: Tell us it ain\\\'t so.
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

Dear Mr. Rsoles:

A few phone calls and a few questions later, we\\\'ve found that you have a very unual past and criminal history that has caused you and your family quite a bit of grief. Our interest was twigged after reading your site, and following up claims on your resume. We also had the opportunity of talking to a previous employer,as from your resume, who, in fact, had never heard of you. Concerning your business web site, you claim to be a Norton product representative. Norton tells us that you are neither licenced nor authorized to sell or service any of their products.

Why don\\\'t you post this email on all your sites so your patrons will know what a liar you are.

Well, I have posted it on this site. Now, let's get down to facts. As I am unaware of any "criminal history" I may have, perhaps GAL would like to fax me the details so I can publish them here. It knows my fax number. Also, it would be interesting to see where I claim to be a "Norton product representative". There is no such company as "Norton" so it is hard to see how they can tell anyone anything, but I assume GAL means Symantec. No authority is required to sell Symantec products. I am a certified consultant for a product that used to be produced by Symantec, but the product was sold to someone else almost two years ago. I am listed as a certified consultant on the new owner's web site.

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Date sent: Wed, 20 Jun 2001 19:21:33 -0400
From: peterbowditch <peterbowditch@subdimension.com>
Subject: Why Hlealthcare Reality has gone Bye-Bye

Hello all....it's me again.....Peter Bowditch of the Millenium Project.....quintessential member of the Australian Computer Society...and anti-anything...right wing unhinged lunatic ratbastard...

If you're wondering what happened to the blokes at HCRC you can thank me and then buzz off. First of all the site was crap. Secondly, there's simply not enough room for the both of us. And thridly, I like circling my prey before I move in on the kill (get the drift Barrett, you worthless taker of space).

As for Barrett, your next, pal. I've had my chats with your ISP, and it's off to bed with you. Polevoy would be next, but I hear he's in his final death throws as the CPSO finishes him off.

In any event, if anyone else wants a piece of me, or in fact the whole thing, you know where I can be reached....

Peter Bowditch, Gebesse Computer Consulting
That Rantin' Ol' Bloke From Down Under
rsoles@ratbags.com
peterb@gebesse.com.au peter_bowditch@outta-my-fucking-mind_&_unemployed.com

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Isn't this sad? A thing with such low self-esteem that not only will it not say who it is but it has to pretend to be someone else. I wonder if it will tour the clubs like an Elvis impersonator, although it will have to brush up on the spelling, punctuation and grammar. It should also be careful about using copyrighted material. I notice that it uses the expression "right wing unhinged lunatic ratbastard". If I remember correctly, this term was first used by Mr William O'Neill and he may object to something else using his intellectual property in its stage act.

Date sent: Fri, 22 Jun 2001 01:00:55 +0200
Subject: Hello mister motherfucker-ditch
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

you know peter, you are one sorry fuck...the bullshit you post on usenet is such absolute utter crap...you and your family should fucking well ashamed of your infantile antics...one can only hope that you implode or your regulators send you off to some lonely island in the pacific...otherwise, i hope everybody sues you and your second wife leaves you....

footnote:

alternative medicine didn\\\'t kill your first wife, you did....publish the details of that hairy fucking episode on your site you coward!

I know it's amazing, but there is actually a truth in there! Alternative medicine certainly did not kill my first wife, unless she died in the last ten seconds since she left the room.

Date sent: Fri, 22 Jun 2001 01:05:07 +0200
Subject: Is your site for real?
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

WOW!

Are you sick or what?

I'm quite well. Thanks for asking.

Date sent: Fri, 22 Jun 2001 01:16:14 +0200
Subject: Miffed yet?
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

Hey bowditch, you fucking ne\\\'re do well, miffed yet? More to come! Tell me, do you like being impersonated? Do you like having materials attributed to you in public forums? And, guess what? It\\\'s going to get even better! By the way, you set the rules, you live by them!

Is GAL admitting some connection with the impersonations of me that have been going on, ineffectual as they have been? How does GAL know it's going to get better? Does GAL have a Sympatico/Lycos Internet account in Ottawa?

Date sent: Fri, 22 Jun 2001 02:28:33 +0200
Subject: where\\\'s your lovely and oh so articulate introduction?
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

mmmm....where is it? gone-ditch?

It wants an introduction? OK, here goes. "Hello, I'm Peter. What's your name?" GAL's turn.

Date sent: Fri, 22 Jun 2001 02:29:19 +0200
Subject: does virginia read her hotmail?
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

tennis anyone?

GAL says my wife is dead, then it wants to know if she reads her email? I wish it would make up its mind. I use the word "mind" loosely.

Date sent: Fri, 22 Jun 2001 02:30:03 +0200
Subject: time to tighten up your cv
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

what a load of invention....we checked you out....

It's a good resume, isn't it? It shows that I am a computer consultant with a BA and a postgraduate management qualification. Just like Mr O'Neill.

Date sent: Fri, 22 Jun 2001 02:49:10 +0200
Subject: guess what butt-plug-ditch
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

networksolutions has been most helpful!....they\\\'say if you want solutions go to the source....

Yes, Network Solutions were very helpful when they renewed the ratbags.com domain recently. Excellent service.

Date sent: Fri, 22 Jun 2001 13:50:06 +0200
Subject: bye bye
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

say goodbye to being a certified consultant and reseller of act products...they don\\\'t like you, your site or your silly-ass antics....just not professional enough....get it yet?

Goodness! It was "acs" and now it's "act". When is "acu" scheduled to appear?

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Date sent: Thu, 21 Jun 2001 21:21:35 -0400
From: virginiabowditch <virginiabowditch@subdimension.com>
Subject: [healthfraud] Peter Bowditch

Dear List Members:

For some time now my husband, Mr. Peter Bowditch, has been posting materials to a variety of internet services. The materials have been inflammatory, at the least. My husband has not been well for some time. In Novmber of 2000 he suffered a major cerebral hemmorage and has been heavily medicated since. I've only recently come to understand that he has been quite actively naming and critisizing a number of people, organizations and circumstances.

I apologize on behalf of my husband and trust that all will understand.

Thank You.

Virginia Bowditch

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It's a miracle! She's alive again. She seems to have forgotten how to spell, though.

Date sent: Sat, 23 Jun 2001 00:53:45 +0200
Subject: spelling?
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

listen pal, it\\\'s no surprise your wife can\\\'t spell....judging by her pictures, we\\\'re surprised she can talk....better yet of she married you, we\\\'re surprised she\\\'s not in a coma.....

I was, of course, referring to the quaint Canadian spelling in the message that supposedly came from her (but fooled nobody).

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Date sent: Sat, 23 Jun 2001 09:10:07 +1000
From: Peter Bowditch <peterbowditch@yahoo.com.au>
Subject: [healthfraud] News of my death are greatly ...you know

Most of you have read the drivel coming your way from one of many imposters. It's not me! Although passwords on my server have mysteriously changed, I hope to have everything reconfigured shortly. None the less for the time being please email at peterbowditch@yahoo.com.au.

Another impersonator! Perhaps we can have a convention, like those collections of Elvises that turn up on the late news from time to time.

Date sent: Tue, 26 Jun 2001 21:49:22 +0200
Subject: Tip of the day for mr can\\\'t-resist-opening-my-big-fucking-mouth-ditch!
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

go ahead and ask mr.furini about his telephone conversation today with a certain lawyer and then ask mr. furinin why he would deny the conversation and then ask mr. furini who he knows to be a victim of a honey-pot scam that left footprints of a specific australian all over the map and then ask him about the letter he sent to certain australian agency that authenticates the logs from the honey-pot and then ask why he\\\'s being so god darn evasive and then ask him why he thinks you\\\'re such an incredible fucking retard......and then

So, let me get this straight. An anonymous liar says that he knows who Mr Furini has been talking to and then says that if I ask Mr Furini about the conversation and he tells me that no such conversation took place that I should therefore assume that Mr Furini is being "god darn evasive" and ask him why he is denying it. Out here in the real world, the fact that Mr O'Nonymous said that something happened is prima facie evidence (in fact, almost logical proof) that it did not happen. It is redundant for Mr Furini to deny that it happened because we already know that it didn't happen.

Date sent: Wed, 27 Jun 2001 19:59:28 +0200
Subject: \\\"your wife\\\'s a butt-ugly cunt\\\"?
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

Just think about your faux pas for a moment Mr. Faux-Ditch. Again, you have no proof of the source of this quote, and again you publish and attribute the quote to one of your victims. Maybe problem is that your wife is a butt-ugly cunt and your reactive lunacy is a simple a bad case of transference. None the less, you have fallen deep into the honey pot, gone for the bait, and continually and knowingly invent who the author might be. Good work!

I see that Mr O'Nonymous has been following the Usenet conversation where Mr O'Neill has been telling me that Interpol is chasing me. Perhaps GAL should post directly to newsgroups, although this would expose its IP address and make it hard for it to hide.

Date sent: Sun, 1 Jul 2001 21:53:09 +0200
Subject: do you honestly think you have a reason to complaim?
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

poor stupid cocksucker-ditch

Why would I want to "complaim"? Whatever that is.

Date sent: Sun, 1 Jul 2001 16:02:37 -0400
From: peterbowditch <peterbowditch@subdimension.com>
Subject: here's one for you...

you complain like the kkk and nazi sympathizers.....

poor peter....don't look to good amongst your "colleagues" do you...

poor dumb fuck

Here's one for it. I choose the content of this site, and, yes, there are KKK and nazi sympathisers here. It is, after all, a list of places I don't like. Calling them my "colleagues" is further evidence of GAL's brain damage.

Date sent: Sun, 1 Jul 2001 22:02:23 +0200
Subject: mmmmm. you are a fucking liar!...what a surprise!
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

a few phone calls and what do we have..confirmation....

I wonder what it said when it rang. "Hello, I'm too cowardly to tell you my name, but I want you to tell me something". So, come on Mr O'Nonymous – gives us names and places. Oh, you can't? I didn't think so.

Date sent: Mon, 2 Jul 2001 17:58:56 +0200
Subject: tell us mr defamation-ditch
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

Was this an attempt to send a message with no lies in it, or was it premature ejaculation?

Date sent: Mon, 2 Jul 2001 18:04:26 +0200
Subject: tell us mr defamation-ditch
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

do you have a complaint? and, what would that complaint be?

what you continue to fail to grasp is the gravity of your stupidity...you see, your problem is that you can\\\'t stop...you can\\\'t contain your lunacy...you embarass yourself, your family and your colleagues....yet you feel compelled to blame someone else....tranference...bad...here\\\'s the secret: why don\\\'t you give everybody a break by booking some time at your local sanitorium...your buddies there will be delighted to see you back again...

What it continues to fail to grasp is the hopelessness of its quest to get me to go away.

Date sent: Mon, 2 Jul 2001 19:56:01 +0200
Subject: You always forget to mention why you elicit such support for your kind and generous views!
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

But that would be redundant! Wouldn\\\'t it? It\\\'s so apparent by your \\\"site\\\"? and your such tolerant, understanding and fair-minded views. Wouldn\\\'t it? You rank at bottom of the heap with the greatest of the myopic thinkers: George Wallace, Ernst Zundel.......

It's a funny coincidence that GAL should compare me with Ernst Zündel. Mr O'Neill wrote to some Zündel supporters once to tell them that I was a "hate mongering right wing lunatic". Maybe he was trying to elicit support for me.

Date sent: Wed, 4 Jul 2001 02:44:55 +0200
Subject: who is your isp?
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

go ahead......?

I can tell you who is not my ISP – Sympatico/Lycos in Ottawa.

Date sent: Wed, 4 Jul 2001 02:44:16 +0200
Subject: ernst zundel?
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

let\\\'s get this straight, you incredibly dull wit, only one person ever heard of zundel? my god, you are parochial....

Where did I ever say anything about how many people had heard of Zündel? Just because he is in Canada, it doesn't mean that people elsewhere don't know who or where he is. Not everyone in Canada is anonymous.

Date sent: Wed, 4 Jul 2001 02:48:21 +0200
Subject: Thank you ACS.
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

All of the ACS \\\"partners\\\" have notified! They will be oh so proud of you and ACS!

I'm pleased to hear that the Association of Caribbean States has been mentioned. I was wondering where I should have my next holiday.

Date sent: Thu, 5 Jul 2001 02:40:59 +0200
Subject: In a slump?
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

Funny how your reputation now precedes you. Seems business is about as bountiful as death valley for you these days. Care to guess why? You complain of one of many many emails to those who know and love you! The gates have been opened.....

It looks to me like the gates have been opened and the inmates have got out. I think it is a full moon tonight, so the attendants at the asylum should have been more careful.

Date sent: Sat, 7 Jul 2001 15:17:14 +0200
Subject: it\\\'s getting grand.....
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

dr wekert was delighted to hear from us after having reviewed your site!....he was so impressed, as are all your buddies....and it\\\'s going to get better \\\'cause the emails have been sent!....

by the way are you, as you post on your website, a \\\"rotting pederast\\\"?

So "dr wekert" is on my case now? I would possibly be impressed by this if I knew who "dr wekert" might be.

Date sent: Wed, 1 Aug 2001 04:00:19 +0200
Subject: are you as you publish?
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

please, tell us...are you the rotting pederast?...as you publish on your website?

by the way, good luck at attempting a defence.....you know what they say...what comes around goes around.....

Welcome back! I see GAL is still quoting Mr O'Neill – "rotting pederast", "what comes around goes around". Quite a coincidence. Another coincidence is that Mr O'Neill chose this very day to announce another web site about me. In fact, judging by the times on the two messages, you would almost think that GAL and Mr O'Neill were sitting at the computer at the same time.

Date sent: Fri, 3 Aug 2001 21:52:03 +0200
Subject: in the words of andre boccelli...
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

Premature ejaculation. Treatment is available. GAL should see a doctor.

Date sent: Fri, 3 Aug 2001 21:52:53 +0200
Subject: in the words of andre boccelli...
From: "anonymous@zoubidoo.net" <anonymous@zoubidoo.net>

\\\"time to say goodbye\\\"

think pedophile-ditch....who hosts who?

Now it's singing to me? As for the question, I know who hosts this site (and its many mirrors, with one more to be added soon due to GAL's use of the word "goodbye") and I know where my clients' sites are hosted. I don't know much about other people, although I did notice that Mr O'Neill's web site for the Canadian Cancer Research Group had moved from Cyberus to Virtual Wave (but at the time of writing this, it does not seem to work).

Date sent: Sat, 4 Aug 2001 08:42:56 +1000
From: completefuckingasshole@australia.com
Subject: Message from bobby darrin

I just visited Annapolis Valley Skeptic and thought that you might want to check it out as well. You can visit the website by clicking

http://www.ric1.com/c.e?186C401EBF078307

Here's a description of what the website is all about:

A skeptical opinionated look at claims and people who create or perpetuate societies' paranormal, alternative medicine and religious headlines. . If you visit the site and use its Recommend-It(R) feature to tell your friends you will be entered to win $10,000.

here's the perfect site for you.....you complete fucking asshole......see what you look like......

Another singer! GAL's hand must have twitched while it was fondling the mouse, and this message was sent twice. Perhaps the twitchy hand could have something to do with the "premature performance" problem mentioned above, but I digress ... There was no need for Mr O'Nonymous to tell me about the Annapolis Valley Skeptic site, because I was already aware of it.

Via the Millenium Project Harassment Assistance Tool

Date sent: Fri, 24 Aug 2001 11:39:31 +1000
From: asshole@asshole.com (you are suck a fucking moron)
Subject: you're right!

You've publsihed on your site that your wife is "butt ugly cunt". I found the photo. You're right. She is a butt ugly cunt. I also found the photos of your daughter. I see the apple hasn't fallen too far form the tree...has it?

Do you like that?

GAL discovers a new anonymous remailer. I take 0.1 nanoseconds to recognise the style.

Date sent: 25 Aug 2001 13:45:15 -0000
From: dev-null@no-id.com
Subject: Problems?

Problems with your ISP?

Seems all those complaints will have some impact on you and your nasty little predelictions! It's going to be such a sad day?

No problems with my ISP at all.

Date sent: 27 Aug 2001 23:31:42 -0000
From: dev-null@no-id.com
Subject: how's business?

hey mister pedophile-ditch! (i do like that one, eh?)
how's business these days?
do you like your new business synopsis at asiabiz?

fuck you!

This "asiabiz" stuff has been mentioned before, by Mr O'Neill if I am not mistaken. The site at http://www.asiabiz.com (link no longer working at September 2004) is a company specialising in wireless communications, and the entry about my company at http://www.asiabiztech.com/Directory/Australia.html is perfectly innocuous except for one spelling error.

Date sent: 28 Aug 2001 04:10:22 -0000
From: dev-null@no-id.com
Subject: i very unfortunately figured out who you are

did some digging through the crap, found out who you, even photos of you and the family....in order to spawn such a shovel-face like your daughter, belinda, you'd have to fuck a women as ugly as your wife, virginia, up the ass...

Date sent: 28 Aug 2001 22:30:01 -0000
From: dev-null@no-id.com
Subject: ah....are you just a little pissed?

didn't like the attack...did you?

don't like it when family is named....do you?

fuck you!

Date: 29 Oct 2001 00:46:11 -0000
From: dev-null@no-id.com
Subject: how's business

hello fucker-ditch?

how's business?
how's that growing list of supporters?
finding yourself a little lonely lately?
last year you had posted a list of your clients....and contacts on your "resume"...they've all been contacted...

poor dumb fucker-ditch....

This message arrived twice, which doubled its value. From zero to zero. I have this mental image of GAL hunched over the keyboard with dribble all over its chin, using the hand that's not busy to tap out anonymous messages to people who couldn't care less. Still, we all need something to laugh at.

Date: Thu, 1 Nov 2001 19:06:03 -0500
From: DecemberDecemberDecemberDecemberDecemberxxx
Subject: Check out this site!

DecemberDecemberDecemberDecemberDecemberxxx came across this great site and thought you might want to check it out. We hope you enjoy it!

http://pintur.tripod.com/

DecemberDecemberDecemberDecemberDecemberxxx wrote:

hey mr. "mother-ficker-ditch"...you do seem to inspire such great favour and admiration in broadcasting your insanity over the internet...i note that for some unknown reason god has allowed to to spawn?...i have a really great idea!...why don't you set up an icq for your "lovely" wife, children and of course yourself to chat real time with all of of your fans...!?...that is if your not too busy masturbating in front of your computer or butt-fucking your......

Ah! "Butt-fucking" is back, so GAL must be nostalgic. You can see the marvellous web site here. Sometimes it's hard to know whether GAL should be pitied or laughed at. Laughed at usually wins.

Date: 7 Nov 2001 00:40:23 -0000
From: dev-null@no-id.com
Subject: convicted pedophile?

mr bowditch?

I heard that you are a convicted pedophile...that you were convited of buggering your owne son...lovely

Perhaps Mr O'Ne ... oops, Mr O'Nonymous would like to provide some more details. I am particularly interested in hearing about this son that I have never met.

Date: 8 Nov 2001 00:01:26 -0000
From: dev-null@no-id.com
Subject: and the value you bring is?

hello webmaster of the millennium project ?

your site is quite a victory for ne're do wells like you...isn't it...it reminds your readers what a asshole you are...why your business is such an outstanding success...and why your wife hides in public...

by the way, any positive feedback from your colleagues of late?...

i note your repeated reference to your pederastamy....sad...truly sad...

GAL would be much more effective (and much more anonymous) if it changed the tune occasionally. I assume that the mention of my business is some sort of implication of problems, so I have added it to the list of bankruptcy suggestions on the CCRG Statistics page. I'm sure Mr O'Neill won't mind, because GAL agrees with him quite often, and even copies his writing style at times. I love the new word "pederastamy". I wonder what it means.

Date: 9 Nov 2001 00:09:26 -0000
From: dev-null@no-id.com
Subject: what?

so delighted to hear of your criminal charges....buggering your own child........disgusting!

your legal bills must be amazing!

how's gebesse doing...?

as good as you, we're sure...
tahtah

Date: 9 Nov 2001 01:43:01 -0000
From: dev-null@no-id.com
Subject: hello peter pedo-ditch

here's a real treat for you...your daughter's school was really intrigued by your pecadillos?....we've made a formal complaint.....

That would have fascinated the school. "Hey, some gutless anonymous liar who can't spell is telling lies about the father of one of our pupils. What a hoot!"

Date: 9 Nov 2001 02:00:27 -0000
To: legal@gebesse.com.au
From: dev-null@no-id.com
Subject: Really?

Mr. Bowditch:

Thought you might be interested in a recent publication that described you as a "lunatic hate-mongerer, chronic bankrupt, and village idiot that makes his mark by pissing around ideas and concepts that he is utterly incapable of comprehending".....You are complete moron and asshole. Your site is shit, your company is a farce, and you are being sued for the asshole you are. God help your child and poor withered wife!

Brilliant!

This was sent to my company's legal representative. I have been assured that I will not be billed for the time the lawyers spent almost wetting themselves laughing.

Date: 9 Nov 2001 23:17:25 -0000
From: dev-null@no-id.com
Subject: duh?

hello mister "smart-as-a-bag-of-hammers-ditch":

in the interests of being really really honest and truthful, tell the class how comindico.com dropped your isp 'cause you're such a fucking asshole...c'mon "bugger-ditch"...be honest.....oops forgot....you can't be...

by the way your isp's new carrier is disconnecting too...

what a wonderful world....

by the way, the emails to your clients and your family's "circle" of friends are likely inspiring such admiration and confidence in you as such an "upstanding" member of the community......

we know you're probably gonna want to rethink your strategy, but that would be just too anti-hamiltonian to such as brave and thoughtful soul like you...wouldn't it?

by the way, want ads are fun....check them out!

Observant people will notice that this site is still here. Evidence is right before your eyes. Still, by now we all know that if GAL says it, it ain't so. By remarkable coincidence, Mr William P O'Neill of the Canadian Cancer Research Group wrote to someone called "comindico.com" on the same date, whingeing about this site and making vague threats. It seems that Mr O'Neill and GAL often have the same thoughts on the same day. Intriguing!

From: dev-null@no-id.com
To: vbowditch@xcxcxcxcxcxc
Subject: Your husband's web site is a disgrace
Date: 10 Nov 2001 22:31:28 -0000

Ms. Bowditch:

Do you have any idea of the filth and lies your delightful husband publishes on his web site? You are the spouse of a hate mongerer, racist, liar and lunatic.

We have indexed every direct and indirect association of you, and your family and we are emailing all copies of the web site to those who, we are sure, will be delighted in the introduction of your husband's extracurricular activites.

My wife is well aware of my "activites".

Date: 30 Dec 2001 19:08:10 -0000
From: dev-null@no-id.com
Subject: do you know what a sniffer is?

hello mister feces-ditch?....seems to fit...doesn't it?....chiming in with the rest is great fun....

we were asked to sniff your site?......and we have....we've also made a number of changes....hope you don't mind....it's all in good fun...ain't it!....you'll note gebesse is having problems and now so is ratbags....in fact, everything associated with your little projects is going for a ride......don't like it?...too bad....email?....what email?

oh...regarding the sniffing...we've indentified an email bomb you recently sent....nasty stuff that...you really shouldn't have done it....

I am fascinated that it was able to send me this email when it seems to think I have no email. I didn't need to check my sites to see if they had been hacked. GAL said it so it isn't true.

And one last thing … (4/5/2013)
I hoped it wasn't someone playing a cruel April Fool's joke when I saw this news in the Ottawa Citizen on April 1.

Yes, folks, the beloved William P O'Neill of the Canadian Cancer Research Group and its descendants has gone to the great cesspit in the sky, taking the Gutless Anonymous Liar with him. Sadly, he died quickly and not of cancer. I posted a message to his memorial guest book, but unfortunately some technical glitch prevented it from being published.

I will maintain my own memorial to him here by archiving his correspondence with me and also the wonderful messages he sent wearing his Gutless Anonymous Liar mask. It would be a tragedy for this valuable collection of literature to disappear.